A pre-birthday celebration organized by my Sis!
We went to an interesting placed named Souffle located at Boat Quay, just few shops away from Shin Bar. This is a so-called ladies nightclub… erm… BUT please DON’T imagine it to be like a nightclub at Geylang, its TOTALLY different! We don’t squeeze, kiss & F***, we only drink, sing and play (play as in 5-10 or directions)!
The place
They have hall seats and 2 ktv room, charging at SGD 60.00 for 3 hours usage. Room charge will be waived if we order 2 bottles of liquor minimum.
The Drinks
Quite sad as they have limited choices. No Martell/Chivas, only wine, cocktails, mocktails, beer, Hennesy and McCallum, etc! The drinks were a bit over-priced, $60 for a jug of beer! $198 for McCallum! Of coz we went for McCallum! Didnt bother to find out the pricing for the rest coz we ain’t interested at all.
The Boyz
All were tall, but not all were handsome, but still more better looking than those you see on the streets everyday lah. The boys were quite young, mostly in mid 20s. Charges for the boys would be $35 each for butterfly services, meaning, they will come and entertain you on and off. IF you want them to entertain you for the full night, it will be $100 each.
The night
Sis booked a table at 8pm and we went down straight after dinner. We were pretty excited and our excitedness soon ended when we found out that they would be opening at 9.30pm instead due to a function that overran previously.
We then proceeded to Auotsport.
It was 9.30pm, and we dragged our feets to Souffle coz we were quite unhappy with their service, in a way. We booked the table at 8pm, and they dont even bother to give us a call to inform us that their opening hours will be delayed until we called them?
When we first stepped in, i felt so awkward. The place was so quiet, everyone was whispering like a mouse! We took a seat at the table, and we started having question marks over our heads
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“I think we are gonna spoil the ambience”
“I bet we are gonna be the noisest table”
“EE.. why that guy not handsome one”
“If the not handsome one come over, can reject or not ??”
Then came a man who asked for our orders.. and thru him, we got to know that there were rooms available and we opt-ed for rooms coz we really feel very restricted when sitting in the hall.
Before the boys came
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Can you imagine how bored we were? Playing with the dice stool (and mind you, this dice doesn’t have a 6) ? But we still play until very “song” lor!
Soon, 2 boys came in and my friends & sis immediately introduced me as the ”Birthday Girl”. Then they came to sit beside me, on my left and right. So pai seh lor!
Then we started chatting.. drinking and played games… and Sing! I asked Mr D., one of the boys to sing a song “Wei Ni Er Huo” with me and he says he can sing, and i was so looking forward to it coz i LOVE the song! Another guy even commented that Mr. Dthe KTV King! Wah, drool….
The song finally came after minutes of wait and
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We burst into laughter when he started singing, totally off key lor, omg. My katek can sing so much more more more betta than him! Anyway, I had to continue singing coz i really love the song… Seldom have the chance to sing coz some1 is always vying with me for it! And i must say, MR. D is really PROFESSIONAL lor, so many people luffing at him and he can still continue singing! *kudos to Mr. D!*
Knowing it was a birthday celebration, the bartender came with 5 or 6 shots of Sex on the Beach and it was on the house. Not bad hor!
Soon, we finished the first bottle of McCallum and we ordered a second bottle coz we were having so much fun! Von doesnt drink McCallum, so she ordered a jug of Long Island Tea.! She also dedicated her favourite song ”Mercy” and everyone started dancing except for the one and only Mdm. Uncooperative Dotty. And my chanting starts… 
Sidetrack a bit, i think i have many different stages of drunk-ness:
Stage 1: I start to talk loudly
Stage 2: I start to pour more liquor than mixer in a glass
Stage 3: I start chanting! *di di niam di di niam!*
Stage 4: Burst into tears for no reason
Stage 5: KO
If you have been out drinking with me, i know you will want me to stop drinking at Stage 1, or just get me drunk at Stage 5. Coz stage 2-4 of me is scary!
Some Random Pics
Seriously, i cant remember what happened that night coz im already on auto-pilot mode after the first bottle. Can’t recall much as not many photos were taken, the boys didnt want to take lor! Aiya, anyway nvm… respect them… Else their photos will be all flooded on the net!
Anyway gals, i had FUN, and Thanks for organizing this.
I know this post has been way overdue… and many other post too!
Iwill try to catch up!
I thought i have just celebrated Christmas at TienMing’s place not long ago with Quan and gang. Time flies and its Christmas again! And this year, we were at Autosport!
Attendees include Dot, Dan, Katek, Roger Labbit, Min, Ah Mah, Von the Ladyboss of coz, and me!
Balloons Balloons and Balloons, all over the place, from the front door all the way to the toilet. Its nice to see, but i really hate the bursting!
Drinks Drinks and Drinks, everyone drinks like mad. Everyone is drinking Martell like crazy and Min drinking Green Tea like a lunatic
Autosport organized a lucky draw and every SGD 50 spent entitles you to a lucky draw coupon. We odered 2 bottles of Martell @ SGD 188 each but we’ve got 8 coupons 赚到哦！
It was pretty fun that night except for the foams and sprays…. We eventually hide at the backalley to countdown coz we dun wanna be sprayed! So cool right, countdown at the stinking backalley. No photos taken that night though. Only managed to get 2 pics from Von’s fb a/c.
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The Ladies in Black, Mummy in Grey
Ladies and Mummy with the “gay” in “gray”
Oops, Roger Labbit is not a gay lah… Just teasing him.. BUT he is still my sister!
Sadly, we didnt win any of the lucky draws, and damn! A customer who ordered only one tower of beer got 2 of the prizes lor.. Lucky Shit.
Luckily Ah Mah was 争气，she got the 1st prize during the last draw and it was $300 cash.
Now guess wat
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She got drunk and lost the cash in the pub!
Ah Mah, 你也太不小心了吧！
Wa biang, i should have just stalked her throughout the night.
Nope I’m not dead, still alive and kicking!
Haven’t been blogging for the past one week as i was SUPER BZ!
A re-cap on what happened last week
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Dec 21
Busy packing my barang barang in the office. Didn’t know i had so much to pack!
Boss saw me packing and thought it was my last day!
Dec 22
Colleague organized a farewell tea break for me!
& since my boss wasn’t in, we used his meeting room!
There were kuehs, fruits, potato chips, spinelli coffee and a cake from Bakerzin!
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The Yummy Strawberry Shortcake!
Dec 23
And i thought of giving my colleague a little farewell gift before i go.
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The wrapper reads… “Small Gift”
& i really meant small gift.
Just some chocolate, marshmallow and sweets.
Thats it.. and i left IBM.
I’m gonna miss my colleagues 
But then again, who knows if our paths might cross again?
Its my last day with IBM!
Strangely, i don’t feel quite sad about it. I mean, still sad lah, but not as sad as if i will tear, unlike the past.
I’m actually quite sad that i have to leave this “comfort zone” and start all over again in a new office… Getting to know the people (& shit, i have problems remembering names!), the process, etcss..
What to do..? I agreed to send the resume, i got shortlisted (i also dun quite understand y i got shortlisted), i chose to resign!
Haiz, so be it… a new start for a new year? Let’s hope things will turn out well for me unlike what the Fengshui Masters predicted!
Its Yimian’s Birthday Celebration on Friday night!
But Sorry, i wasn’t invited to his birthday celebration but they told me they know i’ll be at Auto for sure! So what does this mean, i 不请自来 afterall!?!?
Anyway, it so happened that there were 3 December Babies born in 1982 within the group! Eddie on Dec 8, Yimian Dec 23, Me Dec 28!
A last minute mini cake from me due to the last minute notification.
Some Random Pics
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YiMian trying to be funny. Mouth open till so BIG!
Pi & Eddie loves Lacoste
Me & Eddie
Me and TianMing. Does this tell u i’m high once again!? I have no idea why i did that! & I don’t remember doing this till i looked thru the photos the next day! -_-”
Shit, i hate him, so much taller than me. I feel like a katek!
& Im pissed with the following pic!!!
Not sure if its Pi-ster or Eddie who took it! Made me pose and
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My face is missing from the pic! Only left with my hand and watch
Its our last day at Batam and guess what?
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All of us overslept till 11:30am!!
We missed our breakfast and we were supposed to check-out at 12noon! Immediately called the reception and asked for late checkout at 1pm. Shit, i thought i can try banana boating and jetski for one last time
Our ferry is supposed to leave Batam at 4:30pm, so we have a good 2hours plus for lunch and slacking around!
And Khun Chattapong Serene insisted on a few last shots before we leave.
Reached the ferry terminal and we went to the super “lock kok” (run-down) DFS .
Saw these products with funny names , ”Teng Teng” ”Pang Pang” & “Ting Ting”?
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.Pang Pang Black Sesame Crisp (Direct Translation: 香香black Sesame Crisp)
Ting Ting Peanut Candy (Direct Translation: 叮叮Peanut Candy)
Teng Teng Peanuts Candy (Direct Translation: Hard Hard Peanut Candy)
Am just wondering wats the diff between Teng Teng & Ting Ting Peanut Candy. Arent they all peanut candies?
And lastly, i don’t know how Indonesia Immigration works but my passport was already stamped even before i got into the checkpoint.
Its Day 2!
Woke up at 9:30AM looking forward to a sumptuous breakfast!
BUT shit, Disappointment was all i got!
I asked for soft boiled eggs and this was what i got
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Nbz, i think i can do better than them lor!
Didn’t eat much, cant bite still. Only had a couple of hot dogs, a mouth of harsh brown and beans.
Their service was super slowww… Limited food choices for the buffet breakfast….
The one and only good thing about the place
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was being able to smoke in the restaurant!
Went back to sleep after breakfast… Woke up at 12 plus in the afternoon and we were all fired up for Sea sports!
Yesshhh! Sea Sports! Sea sports! Sea Sports!
We’re going Banana Boating and Jet Skiing!
Me and Serene with the over-sized life jacket!
Banana Boat!
This was our first try! Panic…! Kept telling the staff– Slow Slow, no capsize… Regretted minutes after we went out to the sea, we kept shouting to the staff who was driving the boat – “Faster Faster!” And halfway through, the staff suddenly stopped the boat and… he took off his life jacket and started waving it to the staff onshore for help! And he told us “engine-problem”! -_-” Luckily all was well, engine revived and none of us fell into the sea! Fun! I wanna try it again BUT no slow slow this time… It has to be Fast Fast but still no Capsize!
Next was Jet Ski and they didn’t allow girls to drive it as the waves were too strong! Sad. No photos were were taken, even more sad Jet Ski was fun~ But it was freaking cold!!! Love going against the waves but i hate it when the water gets into my eye, pain! I’m glad i didn’t fall into the sea coz Khun Chattapong Serene did.. Haha… But too bad, i didn’t get to see it!
Its Dinner Time!
After 40mins of ride from the the hotel, we’ve finally reached Golden Prawn 555!
& this is where you pick the seafood! Can u spot the big fish on the bottom right? It’s about 7 feet!
We Ordered
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Oysters
La-la
Crabbies
& this strange looking creature. Dont know what this is, but since it looks like a mixture of baby lobster and prawn, i’ve decided to name it The Bastard
Super huge coconut! But it’s not sweet and it’s sour -_-”
& here comes the food! Im famished!
Went to Hyde’s discotheque (locals pronounced it as Disco-take)after dinner… The Geese Glitz Club!
Funny Signage at the entrance
I think they put up the signage for fun only… Coz i was wearing slippers and no one bothers
Thought this was a Thai disco thats why we went to check it out. But to our horror, it became an Indonesia Disco!!! The Singers were singing Malay Songs lor!
Had a hard time communicating with the waitress
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We: Hi Sorry, Can we have dice pls?
1st waitrees: Dice?
We: Yes Dice
1st waitress: *Scratched head and walked away* Got a 2nd waitress over
2nd waitress: Yes Sir?
We: Can we have dice pls?
2nd waitress: Dice? *Walked away* and got a 3rd waitress to come over
3rd waitress: Hi, can i help you?
We: We need dice
3rd Waitress: Dice?
We: Nvm its ok
3rd Waitress: Dancers?
We: Forget it. *Faintz*
Hyde came shortly after and told him the joke. Kao, we want dancers for wat sia! Drank till 1plus and we went back to hotel to sleep.
~End of Day 2~
Yuhooo Everyone ~~~ I’m back!
Haven’t been updating my blog for the past few days as i was away in Batam. And yes, its the four non-swimmers at the BatamView Beach Resort again!
This was basically a sleep-eat-sleep-play-sleep-eat-drink-sleep-shop-sleep trip.
Not many pictures were taken as most of my time was spent on eating and sleeping! But then again, what’s there for me to take in Batam!
Enough of loso-ing, let the pictures do the talking
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Rushed home to pack before meeting Katek on Monday night!
My Pig Sty :\
DAY 1
I almost missed my 10am ferry on Tuesday as i went drinking with Katek Joaelle on Monday night till 3 plus!!! Super Shag!
Couldn’t find a seat in the lower deck of the ferry as we were the last few to board, I didn’t know ferries could be so pack on weekdays! All thanks to the gamblers!!! We only managed to find seats in the upper deck which was open-air, and i cant take my nap!
After 30mins of sun tanning, we finally arrived at Batam…!
Saw this Xmas Tree @ the Lobby
And here’s our room… 508! 4D anyone? 0508 ? 0805? 0085? 5080?
Free upgrade to Deluxe Room, courtesy of Citibank! 
Views from room. From the left…. To the right & ”Zoomed” Sea View
Fell asleep soon after checking in till 3plus in the afternoon. Only woke up for lunch at 4pm
My Nasi Padang — but i only ate the chicken wings and egg coz i still can’t bite! -_-”
Booked a cab to Nagoya after lunch and while waiting for the cab @ Lobby… Spotted these cute doggies? Not sure what it is too, but it looks cute!
and i decided to take a photo with it!
Nagoya was pretty boring.. Nothing much to shop… Didn’t see anything i like… But we can still shop for an hour plus before we had a light dinner at A&W. Went to hypermart after dinnr to get cup noodles, beer, tit bits etc…. Followed by a Balinese-Thai Massage + Body Scrub!
Shiok-ness!
I meant the scrub… Skin feels so much smoother after the scrub though it was painful throughout the process. Didn’t really enjoy the massage coz the masseur who was attending to me “eat snake”! She didn’t massage my lower back at all whereas the rest of them had it! Angry! Angry! Angry! My lower back was where i needed massage badly
Left w/o giving her tips… Angry!
Went back to the hotel after massage…. had cup noodles, and fell asleep!
~ End of Day 1 ~
